An Alligator Joke

This is one of my favorite jokes in the world! When I first read this joke, I couldn't stop laughing my head off! no one notice that I was laughing because all they were seeing was me rolling on the floor with my mouth wide open with no sound coming out. When I laugh at a joke that is really good, I can start laughing so hard I can't even make the laughing sound come out. Well any ways here's the joke. Enjoy! =]

Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of alligators. He kept them in the pool behind his mansion. The millionaire also had a very beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decided to throw a huge party, and during the course of the party he announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a proposition for every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!" As soon as he finished his proclamation, there was a large splash. There was one man in the pool, swimming with all his might and screaming with fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept sprinting through the water. Finally, he jumped out on the other side with only a torn shirt and several minor injuries. The millionaire was awestruck. He said, "Sir, that was amazing! I didn't think it could be done! But, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy answered, "I don't want your money or your daughter. I just want the person who pushed me into the water!"

Did you like it? haha I know you did! =] well I got this joke from this book called "Noah's favorite animal jokes" Soon when I dont' have any thing else to write about, I will type down the joke for Ya'll. =D